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2014-04-04
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Carl Sagan
2012-09-10
Knowledge without Mileage is bullshit
Henry Rollins
2012-08-09
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Lenin
2012-03-29
I like to start every day by drinking a double espresso and punching a shark in the face
Weird Al Yankovic
2012-03-19
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett
2012-03-13
For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And along the way, lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
2012-02-28
Any Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's vote.
George Bernard Shaw
2011-10-28
In an happy marriage you argue about the same thing every night. In an unhappy marriage you find something new to argue about every night.
Adam Gopnik
2011-09-01
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
Carl Zwanzig
2011-08-15
A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
George R.R. Martin
2011-07-27
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
2011-07-05
The best time to plant an oak tree was twenty-five years ago. The second best time is today.
James Carville
2011-05-19
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
2011-04-15
When you train [people] to be risk averse, then you're training [them] to be reward challenged.
Morgan Spurlock
2011-04-11
Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science fiction is the improbable made possible.
Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone
2010-08-26
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. When you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
Tibetan Buddhist saying
2010-08-23
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that
Mitch Hedberg
2010-06-07
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature
Dave Barry
2010-05-31
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards
Soren Kierkegaard
2010-03-02
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
Voltaire
2009-11-19
Those who cannot forgive, break the bridge over which they too must pass
Confucious
2009-10-01
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
Hlade's Law
2009-07-28
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet
2009-07-28
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret
Laurence J. Peter
2009-07-28
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children
Clarence Darrow
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