How to deal with ICQ spammers

Hello there sir are you able to help me advertise my new startup business? I'm running a sheep shearing business, but business is not as brisk as I'd like I'm running ads in american grizzly, you know to attract those lonely farmers I'd like to advertise via mass-market email, you know *wink wink* SPAM! I think I would be able to get a lot more of those lonely (in the closet) farmers. How can you help?

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