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2025-06-01
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
2025-06-01
The perfection of art is to conceal art.
2025-05-08
Nothing is more permanent than the temporary fix.
2025-03-17
Complexity isn't always your enemy, but it is never, ever, ever your friend.
2025-02-28
Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
2025-02-05
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
2024-12-11
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
2024-11-29
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
2024-11-25
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
2024-11-25
So many books, so little time.
2024-11-25
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
2024-10-04
Comparison is the thief of joy.
2024-09-29
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
2024-09-17
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
2024-09-17
The greatest heroes are those who do their duty in the daily grind of domestic affairs whilst the world whirls as a maddening dreidel.
2024-09-17
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
2024-08-29
Somebody once said that the library is actually the dominant life form on the planet. Humans simply exist as the reproductive means to achieve more libraries.
2024-08-27
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
2024-08-27
A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
2024-08-27
We suffer more from imagination than from reality.
2024-07-03
It seems that perfection is attained not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to remove.
2023-08-19
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
2023-01-24
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common... they don't change their views to fit the facts. They change the facts to fit their views.
2022-12-21
Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
2022-12-19
Don't just do something, stand there.