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2011-10-28
In an happy marriage you argue about the same thing every night. In an unhappy marriage you find something new to argue about every night.
Adam Gopnik
2011-09-01
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
Carl Zwanzig
2011-08-15
A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
George R.R. Martin
2011-07-27
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
2011-07-05
The best time to plant an oak tree was twenty-five years ago. The second best time is today.
James Carville
2011-05-19
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
2011-04-15
When you train [people] to be risk averse, then you're training [them] to be reward challenged.
Morgan Spurlock
2011-04-11
Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science fiction is the improbable made possible.
Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone
2010-08-26
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. When you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
Tibetan Buddhist saying
2010-08-23
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that
Mitch Hedberg
2010-06-07
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature
Dave Barry
2010-05-31
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards
Soren Kierkegaard
2010-03-02
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
Voltaire
2009-11-19
Those who cannot forgive, break the bridge over which they too must pass
Confucious
2009-10-01
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
Hlade's Law
2009-07-28
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet
2009-07-28
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret
Laurence J. Peter
2009-07-28
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children
Clarence Darrow
2009-07-06
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Charles Wadsworth
2009-05-29
Star Wipe is the Comic Sans of transitions.
Dan West
2009-05-04
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
2009-02-09
The wise man learns more from the fool than the fool learns from the wise man
Marcus Aurelius
2009-01-12
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
2008-03-19
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own
Sidney J. Harris
2008-03-04
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously
Peter Ustinov
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