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2008-03-04
Good taste is the enemy of comedy
Mel Brooks
2007-09-25
Adults are obsolete children.
Dr. Seuss
2007-08-09
Don't attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence.
Craig Bruce
2007-06-19
It's totally pointless to try to "force" people to be good. That's like "curing" gay people. Not going to happen.
Linus Torvalds
2006-11-27
Three Can Keep a Secret If Two Are Dead
Lavigne
2006-11-09
The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps
The Wheel of Time
2006-01-04
I mean, whoever heard tell of a man gettin' too much poozle?
R.P. McMurphy
2005-10-05
Be conservative in what you emit and liberal in what you accept
Postel's Law
2005-09-18
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Juvenal
2005-03-03
All that's required for evil men to succeed is for good men to do nothing
Bruce Banner
2005-03-01
Sharpen a stick at both ends
Lord of the Flies
2004-12-13
Politics is not about power. Politics is not about money. Politics is not about winning for the sake of winning. Politics is about the improvment of people's lives. It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice in our country and in our world. Politics is about doing well for people.
Paul Wellstone
2004-12-02
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
2004-12-02
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed
Albert Einstein
2004-12-02
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert Einstein
2004-12-02
Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are
John Wooden
2004-11-30
Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?
Hamlet Act V
2004-11-30
I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Neo
2004-11-30
Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Morpheus
2004-11-30
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Tyler Durden
2004-11-30
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden
2004-11-30
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Narator
2004-11-30
I drink, therefore I am.
Monty Python - Philosophers' Song
2004-11-30
Eh? know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!
Monty Python
2004-01-16
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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