The wise man learns more from the fool than the fool learns from the wise man

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously

Good taste is the enemy of comedy

Adults are obsolete children.

Don't attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence.

It's totally pointless to try to "force" people to be good. That's like "curing" gay people. Not going to happen.

Three Can Keep a Secret If Two Are Dead

The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps

I mean, whoever heard tell of a man gettin' too much poozle?

Be conservative in what you emit and liberal in what you accept

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

All that's required for evil men to succeed is for good men to do nothing

Sharpen a stick at both ends

Politics is not about power. Politics is not about money. Politics is not about winning for the sake of winning. Politics is about the improvment of people's lives. It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice in our country and in our world. Politics is about doing well for people.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are

Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?

I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them ... a world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.