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2001-05-04
Books are for geniuses; TV is for retards.
Seanbaby
2001-04-30
There is no higher bandwidth link than a UPS truck fully loaded with DVDs
Slashdot
2001-04-28
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Dennis Leary
2001-04-12
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen
2001-04-11
Being a leader doesn't always mean you have that title
Connie Stevenson
2001-04-10
Do not destroy what you cannot create.
Leo Szilard
2001-04-08
Nobody's ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
Unknown
2001-04-04
To desire power is human nature. To resist power is rebellion. To question power is pacifism. To have power is responsibility. To fear power is to understand it.
Unknown
2001-03-23
No this is just about balls not pigs.
Jared Hayes
2001-03-07
The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity...
A. Edward Newton
2001-03-06
More people are hurt per year by hippopotimi than sharks.
Statistic
2001-03-04
I believe that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want to be loved it doesn't mean that they don't love you with all that they have.
Anonymous
2001-02-13
We envy those whose possessions or achievements are a reflection on our own. They are our neighbors and equals. It is they, above all who make plain the nature of our failure.
Helmut Schoeck
2001-02-12
Hong Kong stuntmen are paid on an annual salary. Everywhere else, stuntmen are paid per contract. Keep that in mind the next time you watch a Jackie Chan movie.
FiringSquad.com
2001-02-06
The more a man knows, the more willing he is to learn -- The less a man knows, the more positive he is that he knows everything.
Robert G.Ingersoll
2001-02-04
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
Peter Ustinov
2001-02-04
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo
2001-02-04
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Niels Bohr
2001-02-04
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
Vaclev Havel
2001-01-31
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
Eric Hoffer
2001-01-30
It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts.
Addison Walker
2001-01-25
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
Ring Lardner
2001-01-22
How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates.
I said, "I will climb up into the palm to grasp its fronds." May I find your
breast like clusters of grapes on the vine, the scent of your breath like
apricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome my
caresses, gliding down through lips and teeth.
Song of Solomon 7:6-9
2001-01-21
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
2001-01-21
A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
Grace Murray Hopper
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