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2001-05-04
Books are for geniuses; TV is for retards.
2001-04-30
There is no higher bandwidth link than a UPS truck fully loaded with DVDs
2001-04-28
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
2001-04-12
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
2001-04-11
Being a leader doesn't always mean you have that title
2001-04-10
Do not destroy what you cannot create.
2001-04-08
Nobody's ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
2001-04-04
To desire power is human nature. To resist power is rebellion. To question power is pacifism. To have power is responsibility. To fear power is to understand it.
2001-03-23
No this is just about balls not pigs.
2001-03-07
The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity...
2001-03-06
More people are hurt per year by hippopotimi than sharks.
2001-03-04
I believe that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want to be loved it doesn't mean that they don't love you with all that they have.
2001-02-13
We envy those whose possessions or achievements are a reflection on our own. They are our neighbors and equals. It is they, above all who make plain the nature of our failure.
2001-02-12
Hong Kong stuntmen are paid on an annual salary. Everywhere else, stuntmen are paid per contract. Keep that in mind the next time you watch a Jackie Chan movie.
2001-02-06
The more a man knows, the more willing he is to learn -- The less a man knows, the more positive he is that he knows everything.
2001-02-04
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
2001-02-04
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
2001-02-04
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
2001-02-04
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
2001-01-31
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
2001-01-30
It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts.
2001-01-25
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
2001-01-22
How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates.
I said, "I will climb up into the palm to grasp its fronds." May I find your
breast like clusters of grapes on the vine, the scent of your breath like
apricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome my
caresses, gliding down through lips and teeth.
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates.
I said, "I will climb up into the palm to grasp its fronds." May I find your
breast like clusters of grapes on the vine, the scent of your breath like
apricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome my
caresses, gliding down through lips and teeth.
2001-01-21
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
2001-01-21
A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.